THIS IS WHERE WE STUFF EVERYTHING
THAT DOESN'T FIT INTO ANY OTHER BOX
THAT DOESN'T FIT INTO ANY OTHER BOX
Last issue of Jetsam featured jokes that come to us from the Physics Department at Clam City University. Well, not to be out done, the Engineering Department sent these jokes in a somewhat structured attempt to show that they are inherently funnier than the brainiacs over at Physics.
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Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, 'Where did you get such a great bike?' The second engineer replied, 'Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want.' The first engineer nodded approvingly, 'Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit.'
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What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?
Mechanical Engineers build weapons --
Civil Engineers build targets.
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Three engineering students were gathered discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, 'It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints.' Another said, 'No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections.' The last one said, 'Actually, it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipe line through a recreational area?'
JUST WONDERING
If a pig loses
its voice, is it disgruntled?
This one came to us anonymously so we suspect it was one of the students over at the college who emailed it to us, since who else would actually care to try these experiments. Still, if you've ever eaten Twinkies you might check these out. Scientific experiments performed on our favorite food.
The Twinkies Project.
WEIRD SITES
Every time we begin to think we're just wasting time on this internet thing, we come to realize we're just rookies!
Last issue we introduced you to our favorite Weird Site, Bullwinkle.org. This month's featured site is just as bad. Colon Pee
If you've poked around much on Clam City you've undoubtedly noticed that much of what we do involves theater. Hence, we find this site a useful resource. Shakespeare Insults
And visit our Weird Sites page, where we keep/store and otherwise catalog all the weird sites we stumble across in our pursuit of the ultimate waste of time. Weird Sites at Clam City.
OUR FAVORITE JOKE
This is a Steven Wright joke.
"I'm staying at a hotel with a swimming pool on the 23rd floor. Man, is it deep."
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