PORTRAITS OF
THE EOTU EZINE
CLAM CITY NEWS STAFF


Okay, so like I was appointed several weeks ago to find an artist to do these portraits of the staff of EOTU Ezine and of The Clam City News 'cause EOTU Ezine editor Larry Dennis, thought portraits would make the halls of the EOTU Building very classy.  They gave me photos of the staff members and told me to take them to this 'fine artist' a few blocks down the street. In essence, they just wanted me to be a gofer.

But what really pissed me off was they gave me that list of the staff that should have portarits done, and I wasn't on the list! So I used these portraits by my friend  Artgekko instead. Enjoy!
 
 


LARRY DENNIS
Editor of EOTU Ezine

 
 
 


SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED
also known as Elizabeth.
 
 
 


These would be the college interns that work at da News, and occasionally at EOTU Ezine.
 
 
 
 


Bradley Bailey
our webmaster.
Now you know why your eyes turn in circles
after viewing EOTU Ezine.
 
 
 


Lucy S. Diamont
Ace Reporter for The Clam City News.
Lucy has become legendary around here for convincing the editors of The Clam City News
to send her on an all expense paid trip to England to "search for the dead Sir Paul McCartney".
She spent 4 months crawling the pubs of England and Scotland before the editors caught on
and made her come home.
 
 
 


Rebekka Twaintoing
another Ace Reporter for The Clam City News.
Rebekka is legendary for convincing the editors to send her to Austria
to cover the Olympic Games. The Olympics were held in Australia.
But before the editors caught on Rebekka had two weeks of
European fun with friends and family over there.
 
 

And this would be me
RICKY
Custodial Engineer of the EOTU Building
(click for larger image)

Ricky, Janitor of the EOTU Building

This is me shortly before taking over the world,
having already taken over EOTU Ezine!
Ha! Ha! Ha!
 
 

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