EOTU Ezine
of Fiction, Art and Poetry


RICKY'S LITTER
-ARY JOURNAL



Okay, so like here's the deal. EOTU Ezine editor Larry Dennis has gone on vacation and left the June issue with me, Ricky, the Janitor, to upload to the internet for him. But here's what I think. I think Larry has been trying too hard to turn EOTU into a 'literary' zine, with stuffy articulate stories full of meaning and depth. So while he's gone, he'll never know. I've been rescuing the really good stories from the garbage where Larry threw them, and I do hereby publish those stories here. In my own issue! Ha ha ha ha ha!
-- Ricky

 
 

I LIKE THIS PICTURE
SO I'M PUTTING IT ON THE COVER!


Okay, so this is what it was like
the night I, uh, burnt down the EOTU Building.
Ha ha ha!

Not really, okay. What it really is
is a piece of fine art by
STEVEN LAWLER
called
"my eyes haven't seen you"
(the picture is called that, not Steven! Ha ha!)

And yeah, okay, so this drawing is pretty darn fine, but I'm not gonna
call it 'fine art' 'cause that's a phrase Larry use's to show how 'cultured' he is.
So, Steve's art is pretty darn cool. Yeah, that's it. It's 'cool art'.

Okay, okay, I know. Enough of the gabbies.
Let's get on to the zine thing.


HERE'S THE ZINE
SNOBS NOT ALLOWED!!!

Background by my good friend ARTGEKKO
and, no, he won't sell you insurance!