"WHAT HAVE I GOT IN MY POCKETS?'

Guess number two:  "A knife!"
 
 

Mrs. Claus
Kenny Fiedler
(adults only, please)

The Man in the Santa Claus Suit
Junior

With a knife, cut open my head
                    Then weep beside me when I am dead.
                                     What am I?

Incident At Gemini Branch #2402
Jamie Rosen

The God of Broken Worlds
Randy Chandler

Don't Do It!
Jeanie Kezo

Cartoons
J.P. Ulmen

and the answer is:  "an onion".

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