Stephanie Scarborough
Female in Question Finds Her Relationship Consuming
Return to Handses
I tried to be sensitive,
I tried to understand,
But now dear I must ask you
To stop chewing on my hand.I didn't think your nibbling
On my ear would do much harm
Until it turned up missing
With my leg and foot and arm.I thought you were just friendly,
But discovered otherwise
When it wasn't Richard Simmon
Who was trimming down my thighs.I love you dearly, darling,
But I fear this just won't work--
No, it's not your criminal record, love,
It's just this chewing quirk.So kiss me one last time dear,
But not too long, I said,
For I want to end this love of ours
While I am still a head.
Background by Joey Dragon