Ms. Elle Aineous
Mayor, Clam City, 2000-2005

 
The Very Secret Diaries of the Lord of The Rings
The Clam City News
The shill piece of EOTU
Create your Own Fractals
PERPETUAL BUBBLEWRAP
We love this site!
"When you're swimming' in the creek
And an eel bites your cheek
                               That's a moray!"
                        Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers
from The Star Goddess' Quote Page
The Earth is Flat
for those of us who like to mess with people's heads
The Dialectizer
takes text or other web pages and instantly creates parodies of them!
The Legend of Smiley Face
Please note: This site is recommended by Ricky,
and as such EOTU cannot be responsible
for any ill effects visiting
this site may cause to you.
(Be sure to turn your sound on for full effect.)
Refrigerator of The Damned
You know those little refrigerator magnets that are words
you can rearrange into poems? Imagine if they
were designed for horror poetry, and on the internet.
The Useless Pages
Collection of sites that are, well, useless
SKIN
A collection of images and thoughts about skin.
BULLWINKLE
I'm sorry, I couldn't resist
Colon Pee
Gothic Martha Stewart
We Be Stylin'!
The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest Home Page
"It was a dark & stormy night..."
LARGE MONKEY
Follow these instructions and you'll be safe...
http://tinyurl.com/4yx2z
Lime Cat


 
 
Clouds of Consciousness
Dav*d Hargrave believes clouds are veiled thought forms, w/pix

Abnormally Weird Frosty Spaces
a new site without a lot of content,
but a whole lot of structure!

All the Four Letter Words in the English Language (except one)
And we at EOTU are proud to be on the list

Just to show you how diverse the internet has become
People on Hedgehogs
It's jokes, stories and songs about hedgehogs, in Russian

h2g2
The Earth edition of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

error 404
A tribute to Douglas Adams and Marvin, the depressed robot.

Galactic Astrology
 Astrology not just for folks born on Earth,
but for folks born elsewhere, too.

JABBERWOCKY TRANSLATIONS
The Lewis Carroll poem translated into about 50 different languages,
including Russian, Afrikaaner, Choctaw and Klingon

Steven Wright Jokes
"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja-vue
at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before."

BUNNY SURVIVAL TESTS
These folks test those little marshmallow bunnies
to see what they are capable of surviving.

THE EYE OF ARGON
Fantasy fiction gone astray,
or testosterone tales in a tumultous tome.

INTERNET BUMPER STICKERS

 


Making sure all scaly creatures have a home.

SWENSON'S FUNNIES
Another of Ricky's favorites, includes Nerd Erotica 
and Banned Bookworm Babes

PLASTIC.COM
Recycling the Web in real time.

BUILD YOUR OWN COW
For those of you with absolutely nothing better to do.

WHAT WOULD JESUS DRIVE?
Biblical references to automobiles.

THE INCREDIBLE WORLD OF NAVEL FLUFF

Professor Reinaldo's Millenial Press site

Professor Reinaldo's Space Contact

The Spam Letters
This guy doesn't delete spam, he replies to them.

Pet Obsession
Folks take photos of their pets and superimpose them into famous artistic masterpieces.

http://svt.se/hogafflahage/hogafflaHage_site/Kor/hestekor.swf
Okay, someone had too much time on their hands. Wait for all four horses to load, click on each one of them, and be sure your sound is on.

The Automatic Flatterer
The way a computer should talk to you.

This is a site for people who hate garden gnomes. No, we mean really hate them.
Die Screaming
with Sharp Things in Your Head

These folks go through phones books and find funny names of people or businesses.
Funny Names

And these folks drive around Mississippi taking pictures of mobile homes.
Great Mobile Homes of Mississippi

And to add to the
what's the point of this:
Blank Site
The Something Site
and our favorite
 

THE END
 Really.


 
 
 
If you would like your site, or know of a good site, that would be of interest to folks with a sense of the weird e-mail the url to webmaster@clamcity.com. Please note that submitting the site to us does not guarantee we will list it. But, of course, after looking at the sites already here, it's obvious we aren't that particular.

 
 
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